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We are not present

Me being a sci-fi fan since my childhood days, always made my imagination run to no limits, watching sci-fi movies/books adds more fuel to my imagination.
I had read a book by Stephen Hawkins called ‘A brief history of time’ where he says , ‘when you look at stars, they are not necessarily present they can be past’, this thought itself makes me think what is past?
From which point do I see past, confused wtf am I talking about, have I gone nuts, or just to fillin this blog I am writing crap…answer is No, these questions makes me think.. I need answers to kill my curiosity

Lets assume
How do we say which is past, the point A at which I am looking at the stars point B or someone from the other star point B looking at me/earth point A. If that’s the case then we both are looking at each others past, ok someone might say why past, why not future, yes that my also be true. But the important point is where the fuck is present, if we both are past for each other, then do we really exist or are we some kind of recorded message ?

How to start an aquarium for beginners

I have seen people whenever they see an aquarium at some restaurant, dental clinic, some office or somewhere at beer-bar, there is a 50 % percentage possibility they will think of having an aquarium at home isn’t?

If you saw an aquarium at bar as soon as leave the bar the idea of having a fish tank is lost, because when the thought originated in your mind you were drunk and when you left you were more drunk…so just forget it.

But I feel people who have seen it in at some other than bar might have seriously thought of setting up a fish tank. So what you do go to pet shop get a tank, buy all the accessories which the shopkeeper gives you, put some fishes in the tank, put a bulb in the tank, show to it your parents tell them it’s good for their blood pressure, will be under-control, switch off the lights and let only bulb in tank glow, wow what a view, you are happy, your parents are happy, the fishes inside tank are happy getting a new house (just exaggerating).  This goes on for few days or maximum to a week, then one fine morning you wake up early to see what’s happening in your tank and then you get a big  shock ’what shit ‘ some tiny fishes have gone missing, some  fishes are floating on top of the tank, now your tank looks a lost battle field where all your  soldiers are DEAD. You don’t know what went wrong, totally clueless, but you are still determined and the gaze of determination in still in your eyes, you go back to shop buy some new fishes, this time little bigger ones as the pet shopkeeper has convinced you take bit grown fish it won’t die soon, so you again get convinced pick up all fishes by size and comeback home, what happens very next more dead fishes this time you don’t feel sad about the fishes you regret for the money invested in buy these ornamental fishes, you realise that if you had bought some prawns or prom-fret from you machiwali bai at least you would have eaten and  relished it. You curse yourself and then vow to yourself ‘no more fish tank’

I say give yourself another chance. I’ll tell few basic things that you need to follow, considering local scenario i.e. an beginner aquarist from INDIA, as all the firangi sites gives you tons of information but when you actually try find the things which they have recommended you never find it at our local pet shops so let’s not even talk about them.


So let’s begin taking into consideration our desi scenario

1)      Finalize a place where you want to put an aquarium , see that place has at least some indirect sunlight

2)      Most import do you have any stand or strong wooden table which take weight, oh no no…TV trolley won’t work here. You need a strong stand which can hold the weight of your tank

3)      Length of the tank, how big tank you want, check the places available at your house, check table length which is available or get a stand to fit into the available space or else face the displeasure of your family for getting your house more congested

4)      Check for plugpoint availability at the place where you want to set your tank

5)      Ok now basic checks done. It’s time to hit the pet shop now

6)      Look at all fishes..Hmm you like them all huh..enjoy them ….continue  enjoying them

7)      Are you done enjoying them..not yet…take your own sweet time, by the time I’ll write down further steps

8)      Hello welcome back, now let’s get practical, think what you can manage …don’t listen to everything and anything what the shop owner says, he is there for business *sooner your fish dies, more the profit he makes*

9)      Relax….read my point number 10

10)   Never take a fish-bowl until you are planning to have very very small fishes. And remember no fish swims in a circular manner, no not even Gold-Fish, forget what they show in ads

11)   Initially have a 1 ½ feet or 2 feet tank, remember you are just a beginner

12)   Other accessories oxygen motor, pipe, filter, tank shade, blue liquid, de-chlorinator , fish food

13)   Yea you can decorate your tank, but believe me cleaning will becoming a pain, so keep it to minimum

14)   Now comes the fish selection part, select fishes that are easier to maintain. Recommended (Molly pair, Swordtail) or have a single pair of Gold fish. Oh! you feel your tank is  still empty isn’t? You could add more fishes, when this thought comes think yourself in your flat, do you think that place is enough for 4 -5 people, no it’s not, you go out of your house socialize with friends so you don’t feel anything about it,but  what about the fishes, they will live there , poop there and die there L

15)   Enough of senti-talks , ‘I got my tank….now you go get it’ *telling you in Sachin’s voice*

16)   Assuming  you have placed tank at the right place and on the right stand

17)   Start filling in the tap water to into tank, don’t fill the tank up-to the brim

18)   Add de-chlorinator to the tank 3-4 drops then add few drops of blue liquid

19)   Connect the motor to plug, connect the pipe , start the flow of oxygen in tank…so now all set

20)   Hold on don’t open the fish plastic bag, let the fish in the plastic bag float in the tank, this helps the fish to adjust with the water temperature of the tank

21)   After 5-10 min release the fish gently from bag into the tank

22)   Enjoy this for some hours, don’t  start feeding your fish, let your fish settle down first, observe it’s movement

23)   It make  take some hours or a day for the fish to settle

24)   Once your fish is settled in the tank, you can start feeding your fish twice or thrice a day depends on your choice *normally a fish can survive 9 days without food*

25)   Don’t ever try to overfeed your fish, if you do then your fish will poop a lot and contaminate the water, and might die due to overfeeding do you want that? Probably no but sill you have to clean your tank, nope filter sponge doesn’t work. You have to clean the dirt and recycle the tank with fresh water, it’s cumbersome, but trust me you won’t regret, when your fish starts growing up day by day you feel it’s worth

26)   By water change I mean is just one mug  every day, use a spare pipe(tube) to siphon the dirt from tank

27)   And on weekends or every 15 days clean the  inner walls of  tank, use sponge or scotch-brite, ask your mom she will tell you from where to get it

28)   Don’t decorate your tank too much, more the decoration more difficult to clean the tank

29)   Use CFL bulbs to maintain light in your tank

30)   Don’t feed always live food to your fish, buy pellets of quality

31)   Bottom line is maintain hygiene in your tank and your fish will flourish

Try out these steps, it works.

 

Games that must be played

Ok here is the quick list of recommended PC games by me, I have picked 5  games which have good story.

1) Fallout 3

The game takes place in post-apocalyptic Washington DC. The story is about a son who comes out safe-shelter called as Vault 101 in search of his father.

2) Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2

It’s fully like an action war movie, puts you in modern war scenario, trust me you like this game  a lot

3) Age of Mythology

Its based on ancient greek mythology, you play as Arkantos,  King  of Atlantis who sets his journey in-search of  Poseidon stolen trident.

4) F.E.A.R

Action horror game with slow-mo feature, here you kill in style and strong plot which revolves around the primary protagonist ‘Point-man’

 

5) Half-Life 2

You play as physicist  Dr.Gordon Freeman a  right man in wrong place.

 

Play Hard, Game Harder

Lonely Tree

I am always beside YOU, it’s YOU who is missing

Intelligence Of Cows


Had been to Matheran on Feb 13th 2011. Evening time was doing some shopping along with my wife. And there i saw this happen, had my camera i my hand, started clicking. I wasn’t worried about the angles or what setting i had on my camera.

How To Say No To Your Client

I have been interacting now daily with tons of client and there are times when you have say them ‘No that’s not possible’ isn’t? Well we all have this scene in our work life some or the other day.

So here are the scenarios when you have to say ‘No’ and once you have entered the scenario what should be your next step.

I personally see these 3 factors as the driving factor to say ‘No that’s not possible’.  Now let’s try breaking these 3 factors.

1)      Lack of Knowledge: Normally this is the factor which most of the people including me find it most of the time difficult to accept that still we don’t know everything. I feel it’s better to accept that we don’t know rather than create a big blunder and becoming a miserable failure. Haven’t we learned from our past interviews the golden words which the interviewer always say ‘ Will get back to you’, yes you have to say it and then GOOGLE it

2)       Lack of Time: I coming from an agency background have understood one thing here everything is priority and you have pick priority among priority. I never found doing that difficult but found it definitely confusing. And if you are confused try getting your client more confused. Believe me that’s the best way to buy time

3)      L ack of Budgets:  That’s really the best excuse to say ‘No that’s not possible’, calculate in such way that your ‘No that’s not possible’ task is so expensive that it should be in spotlight, just like some superstar entering in Dandiya event just behind your colony, it should make your clients eyes pop-out, make it dream…i mean just a DREAM.

How i met Horus- The flowerhorn

It was the year 2010,  i was sitting at home doing nothing, as usual wasting time in thinking why wasn’t doing anything. Suddenly my mind said ‘Tankkkkkkkk’ i wondered what ‘Taaaankkkkkkkkkkkk’? it replied again ‘its time you need to have your fish tank again (echo effect in my mind)’. I said ‘Noooooooooooo’, my mind said ‘yesssssssssssssss’, and my legs started moving towards the door and i was teleported to this pet-shop, don’t ask me how but i was there, i starting scanning the fishes ‘what to buy and what not buy’ was my biggest dilemma of life (so far) , but the fishes weren’t aware that dilemma , good for them they didn’t pay any heed to this.

 

But then something strange happened on the top rack  something was staring  at me,  it’s gaze completely  fixed on me, in slowmo i raised my head towards it,  our eyes met and  a song started playing i my mind  ’Hello is it you, i m looking for …..’ after 5 mins the  song stopped playing in my mind, quickly bought this  fish and ran towards my home.

 

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